What a week.

First, a sinkhole begins swallowing up a cookie-cutter suburban neighborhood in San Antonio. Then a man in Mission guns down his brother in argument over who gets to use the crapper first. 

And now we’re back to the Alamo City, where animal-welfare folks are up in arms about teen-lycanthrope Wolfie Blackheart cutting the head off a dead dog during her adventures in home taxidermy.

It just doesn’t get any better.

If luck holds out, it will be raining centipedes by Saturday.