Who knew tofu, rice noodles and tamarind were so evil?

This has to be the best piece of wacky YouTubery I’ve seen in quite a while: Vegan Black Metal Chef.

He wears chainmail and corpse paint, he talks as if possessed by Beelzebub himself, he cuts his food with a cruel blade… and he devours no animal products because, darn it, he’s just not down with cruelty.

It really is worth the 14-minute investment. And the recipe looks pretty good too.